The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 5

Okay so one day the bandit, ninja, squirrel, and teddybear were all in their flowery town. The bandit got sick because he ate too many hamburgers. The ninja tried to help him but he got sick too because the hamburgers were poisonous. The squirrel was sick too and he turned into a camel. Then the teddybear turned into a nerd and healed everyone with his geeky glasses. Then the bandit ate pizza and turned into a magician and turned the teddy bear and squirrel back to normal. They want to get revenge on evil disco dude 3&4 because they poisoned the hamburgers so they set off on a journey. Then the ninja tries to turn the squirrel into a sun but ends up turning him into coffee. Evil disco dude 5 drinks the coffee. The squirrel hammers on his stomach in an attempt to get out. Evil disco dude 5 vomits up the squirrel and turns into a cake. Then bandit the magician turns the puke back into a squirrel. The whole time the ninja was selling rain. The bandit facepalms because no one wants to buy rain. But then cool dude buys some rain and the ninja smirks. The bandit just rolls his eyes at the ninja. But the squirrel is worried about being late and the teddy bear is strong so they continue until they get to evil disco dude 3&4s house. They steal the evil disco dudes cookies so they are sad. The evil disco dudes jump off a cleft. Evil disco dude 5 is like wut just happened so he jumps off a cleft too. The squirrel thinks it looks fun so he jumps too. The teddybear is sad because he thinks that he has lost his love. But then the bandit catches the squirrel. The squirrel is mad, but the teddy bear throws a party because the squirrel is still alive. They drink lots of beer and wine and they get drunk. They turn into important business men. The bandit and the ninja facepalm. The two business men go outside and listen to music in the rain. The ninja drinks coffee and becomes a star. The bandit gets electrocuted and turns into a cool dude. And one of the business men decides to high five a random nerds face. Then the two business men get struck by lightning and turn back into a teddybear and a squirrel. The ninja turns back to normal and throws tumbleweed at the bandit which turns the bandit back to normal. The squirrel cleans up all the tumbleweeds and turns them into flowers. Then she yells at the sun to come out so it does. Then they are all happy.

To be continued.

The Bandit and The Ninja Chapter 4

Okay so. There are the bandit and the ninja. The bandit has a pet squirrel, the ninja has a pet teddy bear, they live in a town full of flowers that the squirrel takes care of, bla bla bla now on with the story. One day the bandit bought a car. But evil disco dude number 1 stole the car. The bandit was sad and angry. So the ninja bought the bandit a new car. The bandit was happy.  Then the teddy bear bought the squirrel a rocket ship. The bandit bought the ninja pizza cake beer and wine. But the squirrel and teddy bear drank all of the beer and wine. So the bandit and the ninja just ate pizza and cake. The squirrel and the teddy bear were drunk and they put on lipstick. They turned into nerds. The two nerds flew away on the rocket ship. Meanwhile the bandit and the ninja drove to evil disco dude 1's house and gave him a bomb. So evil disco dude 1 exploded. And the bandit and the ninja were ecstatic. They waited for the squirrel and the teddy bear to come back. The squirrel and the teddy bear were on a star and were no longer nerds. Then they got back on the rocket ship. Their rocket ship crashed to earth and squashed all of the flowers and houses in the town. The bandit and the ninja were angry. So they sat on seats that turned into a plane. They flew to a hotel to stay while a cat fixed their town. The police arrested squirrel and teddy bear. Then it began to rain. But the cat had finished building and the rain grew back all of the flowers so the town was back to normal. And the bandit and the ninja broke the squirrel and the teddy bear out of jail. And flew home on the random plane. Evil disco dude 2 killed the cat. Then the bandit and the ninja made evil disco dude 2 drink too much coffee and evil disco dude 2 caught cooliosis and became emo and died.

The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 3

The Bandit and the Ninja
The bandit and the ninja now each have their own houses in their flowery town. The teddy bear who is now a real bear and the squirrel are now married and live in a house together. They had mutant babies, but they left them. The squirrel belongs to the bandit and the bear belongs to the ninja. Now, on with the story. One day a giant carrot with pants comes and smashes the entire town. A random cool dude steals all the remnants of the town. Then a crocodile with a top hat eats the cool dude and rebuilds the town. The crocodile with a top hat is their friend until he eats the bandits squirrel. The giant carrot with pants makes the crocodile vomit the squirrel up. The ninja, bandit, and bear are all like wuuuuuut? The giant carrot with pants went fishing and the crocodile with a top hat takes everyone else out for pizza, but then eats it all himself. The ninja, bandit, squirrel, and bear all abandon the crocodile with a top hat. Then it started to rain. The bear got struck by lightning that caused it to turn back into a teddy bear. The teddy bear started singing and listening to music in the rain. The bandit, ninja , and squirrel all hid in their houses while the teddy bear listened to music in the rain. Finally it stopped raining. The ninja got sun stroke and started painting the video game console. The bandit fed him some cake with magic medicine. It made the sun stroke go away, but it turned the ninja into a disco dude. The bandit turned into a magician and changed the ninja back into a ninja. The ninja became a star again and drank lots if coffee. Then evil disco dude number 2 stole the ninjas coffee. The ninja was mad. So the bandit called the crocodile with a top hat who ate evil disco dude number 2. The ninja high fived the bandit and was happy again. Now there is only one evil disco dude. The teddy bear was still listening to music outside in the sun, so the bandit gave him beer. The teddy bear and the squirrel got drunk. They put lipstick on, then band aided their mouths and tried to kiss. The ninja and the bandit had a party. They were disgusted by the squirrel and the teddy bear, but they also thought it was funny. The drunk squirrel decided he wanted to be a ninja squirrel. Finally the effects of the beer wore off. The squirrel and the teddy bear were normal again, and they joined the bandit and the ninjas party. Everyone was happy.
The End
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The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Okay so. One day the bandit decided to steal the ninja's teddy bear. The ninja got really sad and sick from wanting his teddy bear back. So the bandit gives the bear back and takes the ninja out for pizza and coffee in the rain. But the ninja wants to punish the bandit for taking his bear and throws all the pizza at the bandit, and now there is no more pizza left. However since they are in the rain the bandit is all clean. Then a random awesome cat comes and steals the bandit's coffee. The ninja laughs because the random awesome cat didn't steal his coffee, but then the random awesome cat comes back and dumps beer on the ninja's head. Then the squirrel goes and brings back nuts for the ninja and bandit. The teddy bear randomly proposes to the squirrel and they get married and have mutant squirrel babies, normal bear babies, and one mutant bear baby. Then they buy a house. Suddenly a random tumbleweed comes flying out of nowhere and the ninja gets caught in it. So the squirrel rescues the ninja. But then evil disco dude 1 comes and kidnaps the squirrel. Then a random chick grabs the ninja and bear and flys to rescue the squirrel, but the bandit is just standing in the middle of town just like wuuuutttt. Then the ninja gets caught by evil disco 2, so the bandit turns into a magician and steals evil disco dude 1 pet ghost and evil disco dude's 2 pet frog. Then the tumbleweed ninja steals the evil disco dude's 2 pet pig nose. So the bandit turns the tumbleweed ninja back into a ninja. But now the ninja is a nerdy ninja with a turtle. So the bandit kills the turtle. But now the evil disco twins are sad. The a random pumpkin falls on evil disco dude 1 and makes him puke. The nerdy ninja isn't nerdy anymore because he's laughing so hard. Then the bandit and ninja give back the pig nose, turtle, and ghost and put band aids on the twins' mouths. And then the teddy bear finds the squirrel and they kiss. The bandit turns into a magician and teleports himself and the ninja home. But they forgot the squirrel and teddy bear who had to walk home and they are mad. A star falls from the sky and the bandit and ninja wish for a house. Then they all get houses. The squirrel and teddy bear are living alone since there mutant babies left them but they don't care. But then the bear gets sick, and has to go to a hospital in Paris. However the bear dies and everybody is sad. But then the teddy bear comes back to life as a real bear. And the bandit falls asleep.

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The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 1

The Bandit and the Ninja

 

Okay so. Theres a bandit and a ninja. They live in a town with the bandit’s pet squirrel and lots of flowers. One day the ninja comes and kills the squirrel. The bandit is sad. So the ninja buys the bandit a new squirrel. The bandit is happy. The ninja disappears and the bandit steals his money. With the money the bandit buys the ninja a teddy bear. The  ninja was sad but now he is very happy. They shake hands because they are even (For now).  The ninja takes the bandit out for coffee. The bandit steals the ninja a cake. And the ninja buys the bandit a pizza and cuts it for the bandit. But then the ninja eats all the pizza anyways. And then the ninja discos and becomes a star and takes a bow. But the bandit is bored so the disco guy turns back into a ninja. The bandit becomes a cool dude. But the ninja shakes his head. So the cool dude turns back into a bandit and gets strong. So now theres a strong bandit with a squirrel. Thrn it starts to rain and the ninja shakes his head. The bandits squirrel gets all wet. The ninja gets jealous that the bandit has a wet squirrel. So the ninja chucks his teddy bear at the bandit. And the teddy bear falls in love with the squirrel. But then the sun comes out and dries up all the flowers and turns them into tumbleweeds. The teddybear puts on lipstick. The bandit and the ninja are disgusted. The ninja gets so sick that he turns into a nerd. And the bandit puts bandaids on his own mouth. So now theres a strong bandit with a squirrel whos mouth is covered in bandaids with a friend who is a nerdy ninja that has a teddy bear. The teddy bear becomes jealous and learns music. And the squirrel plants new flowers and gets rid of the tumbleweeds. Next, the ninja giggles and pours coffee wine and beer onto the teddy bear that loves a squirrel and learns music. The teddy bear is mad. The bandit throws a party with pizza cake beer and wine. The teddy bear eats it all and is now happy and drunk. Then evil disco dude number 1 kidnaps the ninja. The evil disco dude is a cool dude. The bandit steals the disco dude’s money and pet ghost. So disco dude number 1 is very sad and gives the ninja back. The ninja and bandit put bandaids on the disco dude’s mouth and laughed. The bandit keeps the ghost, and the disco dude falls in love with the drunk teddy bear. His ghost tries to kill the bandit’s squirrel so the bandit gives the ghost back. The ninja just claps through the whole thing. And the teddy bear just plugs his ears and yells la la la la la la. Now the bandit falls asleep and the party ends. But the squirrel and the drunk teddy bear wake the bandit up. The drunk teddy bear gets sick and dies. The squirrel and the ninja are very sad. The teddy bear turns into a ghost. Now the ninja has a pet ghost. The ninja is excited and loves his ghost. He’s kinda creeped out but still super happy. The ninja gets the ghost a pumpkin for his birthday. Then they have another party because its Halloween. But the ghost turns the squirrel into a santa claus. The bandit loves his santa claus because he brings him presents on Christmas. For Halloween the bandit dresses up as a camel and the ninja dresses up as an evil bunny with red eyes. A random pig nose comes and kills the bunny costume. The ninja is sad, and the bandit is laughing. But then the pig nose comes and kills the camel costume too. And the ninja attacks the bandit with a walnut. So now the bandit is sad too. So they go out for pizza and the bandit steals the ninjas money and gives it back. The ninja finds a lucky clover, and his pet ghost throws cake at the bandit. This causes the santa claus to throw pizza at the ninja. So now theres a cake covered bandit and a pizza covered ninja. The bandit and the ninja are laughing. Then it starts to rain again so theyre all clean. Lightning hits the ninja and turns him into a crazy Indian dude. The bandit turns into a magician and changes the ninja back into a ninja and himself back into a bandit. He also turn the santa claus and the ghost back into a squirrel and a teddy bear. A rainbow comes out and they all enjoy the rainbow together.

 

The End

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