The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 1

The Bandit and the Ninja

 

Okay so. Theres a bandit and a ninja. They live in a town with the bandit’s pet squirrel and lots of flowers. One day the ninja comes and kills the squirrel. The bandit is sad. So the ninja buys the bandit a new squirrel. The bandit is happy. The ninja disappears and the bandit steals his money. With the money the bandit buys the ninja a teddy bear. The  ninja was sad but now he is very happy. They shake hands because they are even (For now).  The ninja takes the bandit out for coffee. The bandit steals the ninja a cake. And the ninja buys the bandit a pizza and cuts it for the bandit. But then the ninja eats all the pizza anyways. And then the ninja discos and becomes a star and takes a bow. But the bandit is bored so the disco guy turns back into a ninja. The bandit becomes a cool dude. But the ninja shakes his head. So the cool dude turns back into a bandit and gets strong. So now theres a strong bandit with a squirrel. Thrn it starts to rain and the ninja shakes his head. The bandits squirrel gets all wet. The ninja gets jealous that the bandit has a wet squirrel. So the ninja chucks his teddy bear at the bandit. And the teddy bear falls in love with the squirrel. But then the sun comes out and dries up all the flowers and turns them into tumbleweeds. The teddybear puts on lipstick. The bandit and the ninja are disgusted. The ninja gets so sick that he turns into a nerd. And the bandit puts bandaids on his own mouth. So now theres a strong bandit with a squirrel whos mouth is covered in bandaids with a friend who is a nerdy ninja that has a teddy bear. The teddy bear becomes jealous and learns music. And the squirrel plants new flowers and gets rid of the tumbleweeds. Next, the ninja giggles and pours coffee wine and beer onto the teddy bear that loves a squirrel and learns music. The teddy bear is mad. The bandit throws a party with pizza cake beer and wine. The teddy bear eats it all and is now happy and drunk. Then evil disco dude number 1 kidnaps the ninja. The evil disco dude is a cool dude. The bandit steals the disco dude’s money and pet ghost. So disco dude number 1 is very sad and gives the ninja back. The ninja and bandit put bandaids on the disco dude’s mouth and laughed. The bandit keeps the ghost, and the disco dude falls in love with the drunk teddy bear. His ghost tries to kill the bandit’s squirrel so the bandit gives the ghost back. The ninja just claps through the whole thing. And the teddy bear just plugs his ears and yells la la la la la la. Now the bandit falls asleep and the party ends. But the squirrel and the drunk teddy bear wake the bandit up. The drunk teddy bear gets sick and dies. The squirrel and the ninja are very sad. The teddy bear turns into a ghost. Now the ninja has a pet ghost. The ninja is excited and loves his ghost. He’s kinda creeped out but still super happy. The ninja gets the ghost a pumpkin for his birthday. Then they have another party because its Halloween. But the ghost turns the squirrel into a santa claus. The bandit loves his santa claus because he brings him presents on Christmas. For Halloween the bandit dresses up as a camel and the ninja dresses up as an evil bunny with red eyes. A random pig nose comes and kills the bunny costume. The ninja is sad, and the bandit is laughing. But then the pig nose comes and kills the camel costume too. And the ninja attacks the bandit with a walnut. So now the bandit is sad too. So they go out for pizza and the bandit steals the ninjas money and gives it back. The ninja finds a lucky clover, and his pet ghost throws cake at the bandit. This causes the santa claus to throw pizza at the ninja. So now theres a cake covered bandit and a pizza covered ninja. The bandit and the ninja are laughing. Then it starts to rain again so theyre all clean. Lightning hits the ninja and turns him into a crazy Indian dude. The bandit turns into a magician and changes the ninja back into a ninja and himself back into a bandit. He also turn the santa claus and the ghost back into a squirrel and a teddy bear. A rainbow comes out and they all enjoy the rainbow together.

 

The End

To be continued