Okay so. There are the bandit and the ninja. The bandit has a pet squirrel, the ninja has a pet teddy bear, they live in a town full of flowers that the squirrel takes care of, bla bla bla now on with the story. One day the bandit bought a car. But evil disco dude number 1 stole the car. The bandit was sad and angry. So the ninja bought the bandit a new car. The bandit was happy. Then the teddy bear bought the squirrel a rocket ship. The bandit bought the ninja pizza cake beer and wine. But the squirrel and teddy bear drank all of the beer and wine. So the bandit and the ninja just ate pizza and cake. The squirrel and the teddy bear were drunk and they put on lipstick. They turned into nerds. The two nerds flew away on the rocket ship. Meanwhile the bandit and the ninja drove to evil disco dude 1's house and gave him a bomb. So evil disco dude 1 exploded. And the bandit and the ninja were ecstatic. They waited for the squirrel and the teddy bear to come back. The squirrel and the teddy bear were on a star and were no longer nerds. Then they got back on the rocket ship. Their rocket ship crashed to earth and squashed all of the flowers and houses in the town. The bandit and the ninja were angry. So they sat on seats that turned into a plane. They flew to a hotel to stay while a cat fixed their town. The police arrested squirrel and teddy bear. Then it began to rain. But the cat had finished building and the rain grew back all of the flowers so the town was back to normal. And the bandit and the ninja broke the squirrel and the teddy bear out of jail. And flew home on the random plane. Evil disco dude 2 killed the cat. Then the bandit and the ninja made evil disco dude 2 drink too much coffee and evil disco dude 2 caught cooliosis and became emo and died.
