The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 5

Okay so one day the bandit, ninja, squirrel, and teddybear were all in their flowery town. The bandit got sick because he ate too many hamburgers. The ninja tried to help him but he got sick too because the hamburgers were poisonous. The squirrel was sick too and he turned into a camel. Then the teddybear turned into a nerd and healed everyone with his geeky glasses. Then the bandit ate pizza and turned into a magician and turned the teddy bear and squirrel back to normal. They want to get revenge on evil disco dude 3&4 because they poisoned the hamburgers so they set off on a journey. Then the ninja tries to turn the squirrel into a sun but ends up turning him into coffee. Evil disco dude 5 drinks the coffee. The squirrel hammers on his stomach in an attempt to get out. Evil disco dude 5 vomits up the squirrel and turns into a cake. Then bandit the magician turns the puke back into a squirrel. The whole time the ninja was selling rain. The bandit facepalms because no one wants to buy rain. But then cool dude buys some rain and the ninja smirks. The bandit just rolls his eyes at the ninja. But the squirrel is worried about being late and the teddy bear is strong so they continue until they get to evil disco dude 3&4s house. They steal the evil disco dudes cookies so they are sad. The evil disco dudes jump off a cleft. Evil disco dude 5 is like wut just happened so he jumps off a cleft too. The squirrel thinks it looks fun so he jumps too. The teddybear is sad because he thinks that he has lost his love. But then the bandit catches the squirrel. The squirrel is mad, but the teddy bear throws a party because the squirrel is still alive. They drink lots of beer and wine and they get drunk. They turn into important business men. The bandit and the ninja facepalm. The two business men go outside and listen to music in the rain. The ninja drinks coffee and becomes a star. The bandit gets electrocuted and turns into a cool dude. And one of the business men decides to high five a random nerds face. Then the two business men get struck by lightning and turn back into a teddybear and a squirrel. The ninja turns back to normal and throws tumbleweed at the bandit which turns the bandit back to normal. The squirrel cleans up all the tumbleweeds and turns them into flowers. Then she yells at the sun to come out so it does. Then they are all happy.

To be continued.