The Bandit and the Ninja Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Okay so. One day the bandit decided to steal the ninja's teddy bear. The ninja got really sad and sick from wanting his teddy bear back. So the bandit gives the bear back and takes the ninja out for pizza and coffee in the rain. But the ninja wants to punish the bandit for taking his bear and throws all the pizza at the bandit, and now there is no more pizza left. However since they are in the rain the bandit is all clean. Then a random awesome cat comes and steals the bandit's coffee. The ninja laughs because the random awesome cat didn't steal his coffee, but then the random awesome cat comes back and dumps beer on the ninja's head. Then the squirrel goes and brings back nuts for the ninja and bandit. The teddy bear randomly proposes to the squirrel and they get married and have mutant squirrel babies, normal bear babies, and one mutant bear baby. Then they buy a house. Suddenly a random tumbleweed comes flying out of nowhere and the ninja gets caught in it. So the squirrel rescues the ninja. But then evil disco dude 1 comes and kidnaps the squirrel. Then a random chick grabs the ninja and bear and flys to rescue the squirrel, but the bandit is just standing in the middle of town just like wuuuutttt. Then the ninja gets caught by evil disco 2, so the bandit turns into a magician and steals evil disco dude 1 pet ghost and evil disco dude's 2 pet frog. Then the tumbleweed ninja steals the evil disco dude's 2 pet pig nose. So the bandit turns the tumbleweed ninja back into a ninja. But now the ninja is a nerdy ninja with a turtle. So the bandit kills the turtle. But now the evil disco twins are sad. The a random pumpkin falls on evil disco dude 1 and makes him puke. The nerdy ninja isn't nerdy anymore because he's laughing so hard. Then the bandit and ninja give back the pig nose, turtle, and ghost and put band aids on the twins' mouths. And then the teddy bear finds the squirrel and they kiss. The bandit turns into a magician and teleports himself and the ninja home. But they forgot the squirrel and teddy bear who had to walk home and they are mad. A star falls from the sky and the bandit and ninja wish for a house. Then they all get houses. The squirrel and teddy bear are living alone since there mutant babies left them but they don't care. But then the bear gets sick, and has to go to a hospital in Paris. However the bear dies and everybody is sad. But then the teddy bear comes back to life as a real bear. And the bandit falls asleep.

To be continued...