The Bandit and the Ninja
The bandit and the ninja now each have their own houses in their flowery town. The teddy bear who is now a real bear and the squirrel are now married and live in a house together. They had mutant babies, but they left them. The squirrel belongs to the bandit and the bear belongs to the ninja. Now, on with the story. One day a giant carrot with pants comes and smashes the entire town. A random cool dude steals all the remnants of the town. Then a crocodile with a top hat eats the cool dude and rebuilds the town. The crocodile with a top hat is their friend until he eats the bandits squirrel. The giant carrot with pants makes the crocodile vomit the squirrel up. The ninja, bandit, and bear are all like wuuuuuut? The giant carrot with pants went fishing and the crocodile with a top hat takes everyone else out for pizza, but then eats it all himself. The ninja, bandit, squirrel, and bear all abandon the crocodile with a top hat. Then it started to rain. The bear got struck by lightning that caused it to turn back into a teddy bear. The teddy bear started singing and listening to music in the rain. The bandit, ninja , and squirrel all hid in their houses while the teddy bear listened to music in the rain. Finally it stopped raining. The ninja got sun stroke and started painting the video game console. The bandit fed him some cake with magic medicine. It made the sun stroke go away, but it turned the ninja into a disco dude. The bandit turned into a magician and changed the ninja back into a ninja. The ninja became a star again and drank lots if coffee. Then evil disco dude number 2 stole the ninjas coffee. The ninja was mad. So the bandit called the crocodile with a top hat who ate evil disco dude number 2. The ninja high fived the bandit and was happy again. Now there is only one evil disco dude. The teddy bear was still listening to music outside in the sun, so the bandit gave him beer. The teddy bear and the squirrel got drunk. They put lipstick on, then band aided their mouths and tried to kiss. The ninja and the bandit had a party. They were disgusted by the squirrel and the teddy bear, but they also thought it was funny. The drunk squirrel decided he wanted to be a ninja squirrel. Finally the effects of the beer wore off. The squirrel and the teddy bear were normal again, and they joined the bandit and the ninjas party. Everyone was happy.
The End
to be continued
The bandit and the ninja now each have their own houses in their flowery town. The teddy bear who is now a real bear and the squirrel are now married and live in a house together. They had mutant babies, but they left them. The squirrel belongs to the bandit and the bear belongs to the ninja. Now, on with the story. One day a giant carrot with pants comes and smashes the entire town. A random cool dude steals all the remnants of the town. Then a crocodile with a top hat eats the cool dude and rebuilds the town. The crocodile with a top hat is their friend until he eats the bandits squirrel. The giant carrot with pants makes the crocodile vomit the squirrel up. The ninja, bandit, and bear are all like wuuuuuut? The giant carrot with pants went fishing and the crocodile with a top hat takes everyone else out for pizza, but then eats it all himself. The ninja, bandit, squirrel, and bear all abandon the crocodile with a top hat. Then it started to rain. The bear got struck by lightning that caused it to turn back into a teddy bear. The teddy bear started singing and listening to music in the rain. The bandit, ninja , and squirrel all hid in their houses while the teddy bear listened to music in the rain. Finally it stopped raining. The ninja got sun stroke and started painting the video game console. The bandit fed him some cake with magic medicine. It made the sun stroke go away, but it turned the ninja into a disco dude. The bandit turned into a magician and changed the ninja back into a ninja. The ninja became a star again and drank lots if coffee. Then evil disco dude number 2 stole the ninjas coffee. The ninja was mad. So the bandit called the crocodile with a top hat who ate evil disco dude number 2. The ninja high fived the bandit and was happy again. Now there is only one evil disco dude. The teddy bear was still listening to music outside in the sun, so the bandit gave him beer. The teddy bear and the squirrel got drunk. They put lipstick on, then band aided their mouths and tried to kiss. The ninja and the bandit had a party. They were disgusted by the squirrel and the teddy bear, but they also thought it was funny. The drunk squirrel decided he wanted to be a ninja squirrel. Finally the effects of the beer wore off. The squirrel and the teddy bear were normal again, and they joined the bandit and the ninjas party. Everyone was happy.
The End
to be continued
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